CBD Gummies Contest – 2020 CBD Gummy Beauty Pageant

Ahh, CBD Gummies, what’s not to love.  The CBD gummies contest for The Green Dragon CBD’s favorite gummy this year is really getting intense.  Let’s watch the five (5) finalists this year as they come down the runway and hear directly from them.  Remember to pick your favorite at the end and leave it in the comments.  Runner-up and write-in votes also accepted.

Our first up is Contestant #1 is the JustCBD Apple Ring Gummies.  Healthy and bold, with the mixture of green and white in every ring.  What do you have to say?  “Green is the color of cannabis leaves, I’m the only one in the group who can boast beautiful green as my primary color along with that healthy apple flavor.  Did you know the Granny Smith green apple was created in Australia?  G’day mate!”  Wow, these guys come together in up to 1000mg containers, how do you like them apples?

Contestant #2 is the Koi Full Spectrum Sour Tropical Fruit CBD Gummies.  Infused with 10mg of full spectrum CBD per gummy, this entry should not be underestimated.  What made them so sour compared to their sibling the Tropical Fruit CBD Gummies who couldn’t make it this year due to a tropical storm?  Let’s check in on them and see what they have to say.  “Hey man, tank yuh very much.  We may be sour, but we have been drinking all of that Koi Prizm CBD, it is powerful stuff.  We have more than just CBD, we’ve got it all, full-spectrum for the win!”

Contestant #3 is strutting, well, strolling down the runway towards us.  It’s one of the most popular sellers on the market, the Green Roads Relax Bears.  Hey guys, what’s going on, why should you be picked this year?  “We just love everyone here and just want to cuddle with them.  Hey, is that a couch over there?  We are going to go lay down and chill.  Take care, and you’ll know where to find us.  Whatever happens, happens, it’ll all work out.”  Wow – they don’t call them the relax bears for nothing!  But with 10mg of quality Green Roads CBD inside, they aren’t fooling around.

Next up is Contestant #4, last year’s winner looking to repeat.  The CBDFx Hemp Gummies with Melatonin.  Broad-Spectrum, with 10mg of all those hemp cannabinoids including CBD, they can really knock you out.  Last year they fell asleep during their crowning.  Do you gummies think you can repeat?   “We are very….very excited..to….be….here….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”.  Ok, well, that was all we’re going to get this year from them. 

Our final contestant, Contestant #5 if the formidable JustCBD Gummy Worms.  They were runner-up last year and somehow have managed to surpass their cousins the JustCBD Gummy Bears in recent years.  Oh my, look at that!  They are rolling down the runway in a 3000mg container.  That’s just showing off.  What’s with the big show worms?  “Hey, our strength has always been in our numbers.  Multi-colored and fun to play with, we are going to slither our way to the top!”

Alright, well, those are the five finalists for the judges to vote on.  This year’s prize will be a special sale that uh, unfortunately, will mean they are bought and eaten, but it will be for a good cause, your health!

Let’s hear it one final time for these finalists who were part of a field of more than two dozen types of gummies in the 2020 CBD gummies contest, not to mention the dried fruit squad.   Vote away!

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